Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize