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I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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