I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
