something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
True strength comes from lack of pants
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
