It's Friday. Sex?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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