The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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