I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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