I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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