The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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