what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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