i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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