you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Houston, we have a blender
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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