What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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