Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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