Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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