I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
her vagine was all disorganized.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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