HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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