She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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