Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
where are my eyebrows?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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