Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
