Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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