Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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