now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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