I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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