Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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