i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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