White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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