Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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