they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
