I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
