So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
