her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
