Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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