i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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