Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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