Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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