shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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