It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
