Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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