I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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