we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
