Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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