just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
