Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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