yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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