just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Randomize