but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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