just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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