after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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