I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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