you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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