So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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