apparently the secret to your success is patron
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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