I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
