Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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